America Sucks!!..........Fuck Hope!!!!

HAPPY FUCKING GODDAMN NEW FUCKING ASS YEAR!!!!!!

so since ive last blogged, i have had some kool things happen.
I got rid of that stupid cruiser and now have a 2000 BMW Z3 convertible.  Silver with black leather interior and black Sunfast top.
I no longer will be residing in apartments or with parental units...i have a house now!! granted its just a rent house, but its a start.  Its a two bedroom on 4th street, so its right by the skool...very nice.  it has a big enough back yard for a patio and hot tub which will be there in the next cuple of months.
i also have found my calling....my true purpose in life.  i am now a Car Salesman!! laugh if u will, but its freakin great.  im on track to make $85,000 a year and they are going to give me a free car.  
hope everything is going as well for everyone else out in the real world.  anyone feel free to reply with bragging about how great whatever that is going on is.  the world needs some good energy!!!!!
instead of having a bitch session, lets have a brag session.
FATTONY

So i just bought a sail boat... its a 16 foot campac yacht.  Its a really cool boat.  Im trying to get shannon to come sail with me...we have to wait a few days for the lady to rig it and get it out of the dry slip.  were gonna take it out on the water in the next few days.  It has a jib and a main but no genoa so it is easily rigged and manned by one person.  i will have pics for everyone soon.  Hoping to take it out this week.
FATTONY

so i was sitting in my bed with shann eating pizza for supper and decided that i had to have Gatorade...
simple solution...right?
thats what i thought...
so i go to JP's to pick up my favorite thirst-quencher and i park next to this little shitty blue car, early 90's model, nothing special....right?
thats what i thought...
im walking out of JP's to get back in the truck, and this blonde is sitting in the car with the door open and says "are you Justin??" "yes" "weve heard about you"  and about that time the driver rear door opens and this darkheaded girl says, "we want you to come with us, her parents arent home" 
so at this point im saying the same thing you are...no fucking way.  this has got to be a joke.  but they were fucking serious. 
friends, tonight...i was propositioned.  again.
just when i thought it couldnt have gotten any more odd...
the girl in the front seat was wearing pj pants with the waistband rolled and a yellow tanktop and no bra...i know this because she flopped her tits out for me to see.  then the girl in the back seat in a green miniskirt and no panties...again i know because she spreads her legs and pulls her skirt up....
so now my mind is totally fucked....i dont know what to think or say....shit it caught me totally by suprise...i felt like a little kid that caught his dad banging the babysitter.
all i could think was SHIT i have to get away from this before someone that knows shann sees this and calls her before i talk to her...
yeah...try explaining that shit.
so if by chance one of you guys happen to run into Tits McGhee and Miss Beaver....tell them that i am very happy with my wonderful girl and they will have to talk to her before we can have any random romps at Mrs. Cleaver's house when Ward isnt home.
what i dont understand is why this never happens when im single...oh wait...it did...and thats how i got with shann...lol
hmm..thought i would share that little tidbit with you guys...so you can be equally as fucking wierded out by it.
FATTONY

we found these rings and wanted to know what everyone though about them...


I put them together to kinda have an idea of what they would look like...and here it is....pretty kool huh?